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do-not-touch-my-food:

Chicken Burrito Bowls
i want to deep throat this

earlsweatshirt:

u really think imma let you get away with eating one of my chicken nuggets

(via earlsweatshirt)

Posted: July 28th
mitchlions:

sabersecrets:

BAKED & CRISPY SWEET FRIES WITH GUACAMOLE DIP
CRISPY SWEET POTATO:
Ingredients:
2 big sweet potatoes peeled + chopped into chunky shapes.
Directions:
Put in the oven for 20-30 minutes at 350F (175C) and then move to the dehydrator to get as crispy as you desire.
CREAMY SALAD GUACAMOLE DIP:
Ingredients:
1 avocado, scooped
Juice of 1 lemon
½ clove garlic
1 sliver fresh ginger
½ tomato
¼ onion
2 tbs hemp seeds/hearts
Pinch of black pepper and Himalayan pink salt
Directions:
Blend also ingredients using a food processor to get the creamiest texture. Blend less for a chunky texture.
X SABER

Ufff give me all the crispy fries and nobody gets hurt. (ugly sobbing)
dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
tonedbellyplease:

Vietnamese Cauli-Fried Rice Throw raw cauliflower into your food processor, pulse it a few times, and it becomes a magical rice substitute. Recipe here.